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got a new cell phone, but with different phone company and couldn't automatically transfer phone book over. so i manually have to do it.
unfortunately, get one digit wrong for mate i'm on the way to see in the uk (from new zealand) i desperately want to shag up the arse.
after about a week of sending txt messages and getting pissed off because of no replies, i get a phone call out of the blue from an irate woman asking me to stop telling her i want to roger her up the arse.
i didn't mind the absue she levelled at me, but positively took great delight in letting her yell at me for over 20 minutes.
i'd love to see the look on her face when she sees how much it cost her to call peak time to my cell all the way from the uk.

could have been an ono moment, but i giggled for a whole day afterwards.

girth. it's all about girth.
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Fri 27 May 2005, 14:25, Reply)