The Onosecond
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Cherry Popping
First year at University there was a girl, and she was pretty fine, and she liked me too. Now being a late starter I was quite keen to get the cherry popped, she wanted to pop it. Most of people in her halls new both of us and knew that squeaky-squeaky was imminent.
So the night in question, riding away merrily, (I was pretty good too for a first time) caution to the wind, bang her in to next tuesday.
Most of the night.
Both of us get up sore in the morning but grinning.
The ONOsecond was walking in to the breakfast hall in the morning and finding out that EVERYONE had heard the clank clank clank of bedframe against radiator as all the radiators in the buildings were connected.
And a few people were not impressed - many many people had not had much sleep.
One hole in the floor please....
Although one of her mates was impressed with my staying power and I ended up bangin her some weeks later, but at my place with no distractions.
No Apologies for length, she liked it.
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 10:47, Reply)
First year at University there was a girl, and she was pretty fine, and she liked me too. Now being a late starter I was quite keen to get the cherry popped, she wanted to pop it. Most of people in her halls new both of us and knew that squeaky-squeaky was imminent.
So the night in question, riding away merrily, (I was pretty good too for a first time) caution to the wind, bang her in to next tuesday.
Most of the night.
Both of us get up sore in the morning but grinning.
The ONOsecond was walking in to the breakfast hall in the morning and finding out that EVERYONE had heard the clank clank clank of bedframe against radiator as all the radiators in the buildings were connected.
And a few people were not impressed - many many people had not had much sleep.
One hole in the floor please....
Although one of her mates was impressed with my staying power and I ended up bangin her some weeks later, but at my place with no distractions.
No Apologies for length, she liked it.
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 10:47, Reply)
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