The Onosecond
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
Wired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
( , Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Quite boring
But got me into trouble with my petty, crazy ex girlfriend.
I had a cold, nothing serious, but i was having a lie-in as an excuse not to do any work.
I got a text from my girlfriend asking how i was and shortly after, a text from a friend saying they were going to play basketball and did i want to come.
I didn't really want to do anything remotely energetic so i decide to exagerate my illness to my friend and play it down to my g/f so she "wouldn't worry"
So i type my "I've got a bit of a cold, but i'm OK" message and send it to girlfriend...
Then i type my "Sorry i'm really ill i can't get out of bed" message....and send it to my girlfriend...
"I can't believe you'd lie to me, my god i can't believe it, you tell your friends things you won't even tell me" messages follow shortly afterwards...
She got bent out of shape about all sorts of silly things like that, but the perfect example of how confusing that girl was is this message:
"don't text me! goodnight!"
an hour later
"I can't believe you didn't text me"
Oh well...
(Also my mum just got a text from my friend that said "I've done the hovering and i'm at work til 8.30 - how lovely of him to let her know)
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 11:14, Reply)
But got me into trouble with my petty, crazy ex girlfriend.
I had a cold, nothing serious, but i was having a lie-in as an excuse not to do any work.
I got a text from my girlfriend asking how i was and shortly after, a text from a friend saying they were going to play basketball and did i want to come.
I didn't really want to do anything remotely energetic so i decide to exagerate my illness to my friend and play it down to my g/f so she "wouldn't worry"
So i type my "I've got a bit of a cold, but i'm OK" message and send it to girlfriend...
Then i type my "Sorry i'm really ill i can't get out of bed" message....and send it to my girlfriend...
"I can't believe you'd lie to me, my god i can't believe it, you tell your friends things you won't even tell me" messages follow shortly afterwards...
She got bent out of shape about all sorts of silly things like that, but the perfect example of how confusing that girl was is this message:
"don't text me! goodnight!"
an hour later
"I can't believe you didn't text me"
Oh well...
(Also my mum just got a text from my friend that said "I've done the hovering and i'm at work til 8.30 - how lovely of him to let her know)
( , Tue 31 May 2005, 11:14, Reply)
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