The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Loose thumbs lose chumsA friend of mine is in the forces and only comes back up to see us every couple of months or so. Anyway, whilst on a visit he got chatting to a girl we all know and they exchanged numbers,texting each other very regularly.
During this time he managed to send a few choice messages, (including what he had and where he was going to stuff it,)to both his mum and dad.
Worse than that though, when he did get home he promptly shagged his new bird. Next morning he was feeling justifiably jubilant, and sent a message to a friend saying " Had my first ride in ages, she was a filthy little tart etc. etc.".....Naturally he was somwhat surprised when his new lass replied " I don't think that was meant for me. Fuck off out of it"
(, Tue 31 May 2005, 13:27, Reply)
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