The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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well...i probably put this(or similar) in the worst sh*t stories,but what the hey...
so im at army camp at the begining of the summer holidays 2004,just about to have my bday wen i get food poisoning (on the first day might i add). to cut a long story short, much projectile diahorrea (sp?) and vomit later and im finally on the mend. after enough immodium to block up niagra falls i feel,for the first time in days,that its safe to fart without shitting.
the "onosecond" here being that millisecond gap between pushing just a little *while still being able to stop*, and realising id sh*t meself.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:24, Reply)
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