I've been told NOT to attack the "talent"
...after that whole Uri Geller thing.

And the Paul Daniels thing.

And the John Redwood thing.

And the Theresa May thing.

And the Anthony Worral Thompson thing.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, 1 reply)

Actually, you mention Paul Daniels
A few years ago, when I was still in school, I managed to attain Mr Daniels e-mail address. And tell him that I thought he was shite and that I hoped he ended up being a prisoners bitch (And so on...)

What I should advise is that if you're planning to do this, to not use the cocking school email system.

Hence me being pulled into the head of years office to receive the bolocking of my life, going home to receive the bollocking of my life then being grounded for about 9 months! (My old man is ex-service, so it really meant I could do bugger all)

Most annoying thing? A couple of years later, my deputy head of year (I had left school long since then) Came up to me and said my email was the funniest thing he's ever read. My old man then told me he actually had it printed up and put onto the wall at work so everyone could read it!

Funniest thing about the situation? Paul Daniels wrote back personally, saying I needed psychiatric help. Had a bit more respect for him after that.

Sorry to threadjack, the name brought back memories....
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51, closed)