Oh, me me!
I was on Dragons Den a while back.

They never gave me any money, the cunts.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, 5 replies)

Well, your nick says "mong"
So you could have been one of many contestants.

Which one were you?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:17, closed)

Really?
It's a great show! Must have been absolutely daunting though.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:26, closed)

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What was your pitch? Please say it was the mini mittens for cats claws.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:07, closed)

The pitch twas....
Close. I developed a revolutionary system for the intensive indoor farming of Australian crayfish.

I shit you not.

My highlights include, but were not limited to:

- Duncan Banantyne arguing he knew that restaurants would not wish to buy live crayfish but frozen ones. He should know, he quipped, as he owned a restaurant. Until I pointed out that his chef was one of my customers.

- Deborah "don't call me Debs" Meaden who was out for ethical reasons and said at the end "You came for an investment but turned out to be a bit of a wet fish", to which I replied "No, I came here to see dragons and only found pussycats"

- The foppish-haired Australian one that pointed out transport would be "an issue" and didn't like me informing him that they had been shipped from Brisbane a week earlier courtesy of Singapore Airlines, been down to Cornwall for a few days to recoup before heading to London with me on a train and being cooked by a Michellin starred chef that morning before heading to the studio in a taxi.

Unsuprisingly I was cut to about 15 seconds
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:04, closed)

Hahaha
Bad luck mate
( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:51, closed)