It's OK, I was too young for it to count as sexual assault
It was very late at night, on December 31st 1999, and everyone was rather excited about something called the 'Millenium'. Aged 13, me and my family had gone up to London to stand in the street and cheer and such.
At around 10pm I was standing there, rubbing my cold hands together, wearing my bright turquoise Le Coq Sportif puffa jacket, when I notice her, the woman of my dreams. Ex-Blue Peter presenter Katy Hill (if you can't remember her, xrl.us/bewjbp ), is presenting the BBC "here we are in London looking at people cheer" New Years broadcast. I stare at her, then the camera, then wave, do a little humping action and walk off.

Later on that night, we are on London Bridge, counting down from 30, holding a plastic cup full of champagne. We reach one in our countdown, and everyone cheers, it is now the year 2000. Everyone is kissing and hugging, I have nobody to kiss. Hang on, Katy Hill is over there, 20 yards away, smiling at the camera with those lovely white teeth and perfect lips. I run over, tap her shoulder, and (sorry mum, I know your friends were watching but it was worth it) shoved my tongue clumsily in her mouth while holding her waist, then ran away.

My first proper kiss was with Katy Hill, and I was her first kiss of the new Millenium.

Get in!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, 21 replies)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6219942
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, closed)

I assume there's probably some archive footage to back this up.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, closed)

Meh. archivepiss. Mustiest of all the pisses.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:38, closed)

According to this
the kiss was also on live camera.

So, in the grand tradition of b3ta, Pics* or GTFO.


*video will be better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, closed)

untrue story is untrue

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, closed)

Autism cat
is in yr internet, lying thru his teeth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, closed)

aww
Look at you jealous people trying to ruin my proudest story :)
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, closed)

You could have fucked her in your accord if your uncle wasn't waiting for you to wank him off you autism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:44, closed)

I have no idea where to look for footage or anything
But any of you are more than welcome to prove me a liar.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, closed)

Just had a quick scan through Youtube and a few archives.
There's nothing at all about this. Which seems odd, because it would've been regarded as pretty impressive. If it had actually happened.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, closed)

She was at least broadcasting that night, from London...
ftvdb.bfi.org.uk/sift/title/599172?view=synopsis
(dxg, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:47, closed)

Doesn't prove anything though, does it.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:56, closed)

I believe you

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, closed)

Thankyou
I know it's a bit mad, but I don't think it's that unbelievable. No more than saying "I waved during a news broadcast."
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, closed)

George MacDonald Fraser pays no mind to haters, and nor should you. Out on them, pedants!
It's a good story, and you tell it well. And you posted a neat pic that made it through my work's webcensor. For that I thank you, and click accordingly.
(Helixdaunting, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:34, closed)

As someone has said already...
POIDH!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:27, closed)