I was on MOTD. Watched it with my friends once......
Never really posted before so I thought now was the perfect time to bore you all with my rambling stories.

I used to be a ball boy for what call themselves a football team from Bolton. 5th round FA cup v charlton 2001 and we were 1-0 up with a man sent off.

My spot was behind the goal in front of the away fans and we were getting increasingly battered. I was getting more and more angry with each attack and i was behind the goal they were attacking which meant i was on a lot of replays.

5 mins to go and 'keeper pulls off an amazing save promting me to leap up, on national telly, and give their striker a quite astonishing foul mouthed tirade about how shit he was (i put the osbournes to shame with the use of the f-word).

That made me feel "well 'ard" in front of my mates (high-fives, get in there lad, you tell him... that kind of accolade), until the very next replay which showed me cowering behind the goal being pointed and shouted at by a gorilla of a policeman telling me i was gonna get arrested. Being 16 i was naturally visibly crapping my pants about being locked up (goody 2 shoes till my late teens).

I have never gone from super cool guy to big fat soft arse so fast in my life! I still hear my friends laughs at night.
(lovelysimon I am the lovliest Simon, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)