Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Holeee Keeerist!How did you do that?
Fucker looks like a roast pork chop...
Ow!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:43, 1 reply)
The original injury was tiny.When your tibia comes out through your shin, there's not enough tissue to cover it. So they cut a chunk out of the calf muscle, rotate it over the hole, and then slice a postcard sized section of skin off the opposite thigh and graft it over the op site.
Best bit? When I curl my right toes, the hole looks a lot like a ladygarden twitching in orgasm.
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