Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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It's worse when you're nekkid...Crete. The south part of the island. A little resort called Plakias, actually. A nudist beach. I was not exactly comfortable getting totally bare in front of many many other people but my fiance was (he had a massive cock and presumably wanted to share it with as many folks as possible)
We go into the sea... I wanted to wear my bikinin bottom in the water just in case a sea creature tried to get up my clunge and David thought that was silly.
He pulled my arm, I tripped over his foot and heard, even under the water, the snap of my second toe.
Embarrassed about being naked on a beach? Telling yourself it's ok everyone's naked nobody's looking..Until you break your toe so nude strangers are helping you walk back to your towel.
Two mile hobble back to the Hotel. Fucking agony. Never set right so now my toe does not bend.
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Sallyrsm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:45,
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Sorry - I didn't get much past "nekkid".(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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I made it to "clunge"(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:37, closed)
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