A list of injuries from head to toe...
Broken nose - happened in a fight at school, kid grabbed hold of my rucksack, yanked me back, I pulled forward, he let go and I ended up with my nose distributed across my face after ending up face first on a concrete slab.

Dislocated shoulder - jumped for a header in a football match at college, fell over the opposition player, landed on my right shoulder. Managed to put it back in Lethal Weapon style. Got collected by my mum in the car, she then proceeded to tell me she'd found my porn stash. Double plus bad.

Popped disc 1 - in a scrum for the school rugby team, on the front row - scrum collapsed, so did my back. Went into shock on the touchline but for some reason wasn't taken to hospital.

Popped disc 2 - fell down stairs with baby brother in my arms, not more than about 3 months after popped disc 1. He was fine but I couldn't sit down for a week.

Broken wrist and elbow - just came back from doing my paper round, flying round a corner on my mountain bike, hit some gravel, bike went from underneath me, all bodyweight on left arm and it ended up in bits.

Scratched scrotum - one night stand with some 'street dance' type, she thought the way to drive me to the height of ecstasy was to tug really hard on my nads with her well manicured nails. It wasn't.

Twisted hip - when you start skiing, they normally set your skis so if you fall they'll come off pretty easily to help prevent injury. I fell on a tight red slope bend, the skis stayed attached and my body ended up like a Twister ice lolly. Henceforth I had to sit out the rest of the week.

Skewered shin - first time ice skating at Doncaster Dome, I was gingerly proceeding around the rink when this silly bint crashed into me at full pelt. Came around to see the rear of my one of my skates had impaled itself into my shin. Blood pissing everywhere.

My mum says I'm clumsy. I'm inclined to agree.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:12, 2 replies)

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For Scratched scrotum (ouch)- why oh why do some women think hurting your balls or bellend will be a turn on :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:16, closed)

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That's a fine list of wounds.

And, yes, given how relatively simple the male genitals are it's amazing how many women get it wrong. Some folk say that a firm tug on the nuts juuust prior to the vinegar strokes will bring about a lengthier orgasm but mine are quite long enough, thank you very much.

Also I've never gained much pleasure from having my scrotum licked and nuzzled. It's just not rich enough in nerve-endings.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:22, closed)