Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Never wear glasses while moshingbecause when you inevitably bang your head against your friend, glasses like to dig into your face and make it piss blood.
I staggered into the ladies, still spraying blood like one of those paint machines and made it look like someone had been doing some field heart surgery.
Eventually Clare (the only female friend there at the time) came in to see if I was OK. Despite the fact that those manky bogs were always full of boys, they were all too scared to go in this time.
The club reacted admirably to this first aid scenario. While waiting for an ambulance by the door I was handed a damp (and not necessarily clean) bar cloth with which I caught the drips.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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