Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Chilli WillyI was in my mid 20s cooking up a delightful pasta dish for myself. Now i nomally stick chilli flakes in everything i eat because i like it hot so i tipped a few into the bubbling culinary feast. All i had to do now was let it cook for about 20 minutes. What can i do to pass the time i thought. "i know! i'll have a wank!" Whilst strumming on my trumpet my thoughts turned from shagging my lovely large breasted neighbour to remembering i hadn't washed my hands of chilli flakes. I looked down to see my purple helmet was more a bright red and the size of an apple! It was practically on fire so i placed it under the tap of the hand basin and gave it an immediate cold shower. Subsequently i started laughing at the whole scene, wiped the tears from my eyes and writhed in agony as i couldn't see for the next 10 minutes!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:46, 2 replies)
Heh heh heh. Chili on the cock.(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 18:04, closed)
ouchie!Isn't that an example of a cascade failure?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 4:50, closed)
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