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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Dangerous sport table tennis.
Aged about 7 on a happy family camping holiday my brother and I were in the campsite games room playing table tennis. The ball rolled under the table and I dived under to get it hitting my forehead on the sharp plastic corner pieces. My brother decides we need to return to the tent so marches off while I do that follow in his wake snivelling. He gets to the tent and calmly asks for a plaster. My mum takes one look at me with blood all down my face and front and decides we are off to casualty. Dad upset me more when he saw a sign to a dolls' hospital and said he was taking me there. Several stitches later and a still visible scar over thirty years later it was dealt with. I still feel the pain from being told that, because I couldn't get the stitches wet I couldn't go swimming which was the planned activity for that day and the open top bus ride was no substitute.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 18:36, Reply)

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