Ouch!
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Pins and Needles
The year was 1983 and as usual my younger brother and me were having a fight. However, this one didn't end with the usual parental interference.
Instead, my brother screamed in pain as his arm had landed on a strange, headless pin sticking from the carpet. He removed the pin and nothing more was thought of it...until 12 months later, my right knee started swelling up and hurting quite a lot. The doctor said it was "fluid on the knee" and sent me for an x-ray.
As the doctor examined the x-ray, The doctor had a very confused look as he asked me if I had any idea why I appeared to have half a needle in my knee. I recalled the fight with my brother and the pin he landed on, which must've been a needle that snapped in half, the other half finding the it's way into my knee.
The back of my knee was sliced open in hospital a few weeks later and the now rusty needle was removed. Not all bad though, it got me off PE for over a year!
( , Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
The year was 1983 and as usual my younger brother and me were having a fight. However, this one didn't end with the usual parental interference.
Instead, my brother screamed in pain as his arm had landed on a strange, headless pin sticking from the carpet. He removed the pin and nothing more was thought of it...until 12 months later, my right knee started swelling up and hurting quite a lot. The doctor said it was "fluid on the knee" and sent me for an x-ray.
As the doctor examined the x-ray, The doctor had a very confused look as he asked me if I had any idea why I appeared to have half a needle in my knee. I recalled the fight with my brother and the pin he landed on, which must've been a needle that snapped in half, the other half finding the it's way into my knee.
The back of my knee was sliced open in hospital a few weeks later and the now rusty needle was removed. Not all bad though, it got me off PE for over a year!
( , Fri 30 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
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