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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I once itched
my eye after chopping chillis.

Five fucking hours after and it still burnt.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 1:23, 3 replies)
On a promise
and I went went for a slash after chopping chillis.
That was my night well and truly fecked.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 7:32, closed)
I did that once
at work in the middle of report from the next shift. "Mrs. H is a 42 year old white female with a flare of her lupus and today sh-AAOOOoooOOOW! Eeeeeeeooooowwwww! Shitshitshit! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking HELL!" and I stuck my head under the tap.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 6:48, closed)
Lies!
It's *never* lupus!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:52, closed)

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