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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Broken bottles and hands - not a good combination..
I did this recently to my hand, courtesy of the free bubbly we give out to birthday bints at nightclubs.

One of us had given a bottle away to this bloke, but he handed it back (probably because it tasted terrible..)

In a moment of complete stupidity, I tried to put the cork back in by gripping the bottle with the left hand, and smacking the cork in with my right.

The neck shattered. My hand bled. Nice.



Length? - About an inch long and nearly an inch deep..
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 15:52, 6 replies)
wimp!
that's nothing!
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 16:28, closed)
It..
still hurt though..
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:54, closed)
heheheh

(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 16:30, closed)
The good news
is that part of the hand doesn't scar too badly.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:12, closed)
It does..
And it glows bright red whenever it's cold, tightens up something rotten, and hurts like hell when I catch it on something..

The photo does'nt really do it justice, the cut went right down to the base of my thumb.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:24, closed)
nowt but a flesh wound.

(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 19:15, closed)

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