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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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My most painful experience ever

Damn I'm good
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 17:36, 8 replies)
Exactly like one of those Channel 5 re-enactment documentaries :D
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:10, closed)
i know this isn't the image challenge but...
you get a click anyway!
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 18:40, closed)
Gallery time
I like your drawings. They're great.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 19:07, closed)
thank 'ee

(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:11, closed)
Time for a tune...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:00, closed)
OK, so...
Skiing trip
Evil french bastard
You approach said EFB from behind on the slopes
Your admirably large cock erupts from trousers
EFB pisses himself laughing..

Am I on the right track?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 22:40, closed)
I wanted to go the quick way down to the lift,
one ski went over the lip and started going, whilst EFB, having seen this, cunningly trapped my other ski behind his and dragged it off the other way down the slow way. Full splits, bollocks on ground, whimpering.

Funnily enough, it almost hurt more getting back up again. I couldn't just push cos my hands sank in, and cos my feet were totally flat against the snow the edge of the skis had no purchase and were bugger-all use.
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 2:20, closed)
Michaelangelo has nothing on your artistic skills!!
or is that Picasso??

either way... you're having a click purely for the fact that you drew an Evil French Bastard

or... and I'm sure most B3TAns will agree, you got your 4yr old to draw this for you :-)
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)

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