I have no feeling in my middle finger......
Aboot 4 years ago I was having an argument with my ex, A tiny wee thing, she was only 10 stone and 5 foot 4, and i'm a big man and stand at 6 foot 4, anyway.... during a rather drunken argument she punched me on the nose spraying blood all down my shirt, i responded by bending down and saying "is it my turn to hit you now?"
She then grabbed me by the throat and under my arm digging her nails into my right bingo wing.
As i felt her nails meet through my flabby under arm and blood trickling from my nose and now my arm flap she started to push me backwards, my right arm was in the air as i was trying to pull it away from her as she pushed me by the throat allowing me to land on a toy box with my hand ever so gently exiting the building through a closed window....
I clambered back up looking at the gaping wound on my hand stretching from the tip of my middle finger to the top of the first knuckle, I found it incredible that i could see the knuckle and watch my tendants and stuff move my finger.
My ex then screamed "oh great, look what you've done now, the windows smashed and there is blood everywhere!"
so being the gentleman i gently flicked my hand in her general direction spraying blood all over her face, then I left for the hospital, (luckily the hospital was only across the road)
End result was about 7 stitches to hold my finger together and the nerves where severed in the middle of my finger (which is strange because if i knock the middle of my finger where the nerves where severed it feels like im pushing my finger down!

my fingers are sore now, and i can't spell! pluss grammor needs on working.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:24, 4 replies)

good thing she's your ex
she sounds a right bitch
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 23:50, closed)

Yeppers
But was awfull fun flicking the blood into her face! I'd never hit a woman, but my god I wanted to after that! lol
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:17, closed)

i don't blame you!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:31, closed)

I just creased at the 'right bingo wing'
I have no idea why
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 1:03, closed)