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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I used to race bikes dh
I heard about a racer whose head fell off.
it was incredibly tragic and i assure you it wasnt the slightest bit funny. I didnt know him but it really shocked me to the core.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:05, 13 replies)
That's nothing, I heard about a hurdler who's knees went backwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:06, closed)
how?
did his head fall off? severed i can get, but he shouldnt have been bmxing if he was prone to loss of head
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:27, closed)
dunno, i never asked
i think it just fell off one morning. i dont know the details sorry
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:33, closed)
was it a result of bike riding?
or was he just washing the dishes?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:38, closed)
he wasn't riding, no.
certainly not the dishes as I can't imagine how that would cause his head to fall off.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:40, closed)
this is why
you never see david grey on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:20, closed)
That probably wouldn't have hurt much though
On account of him very suddenly getting dead.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:36, closed)
Given that i dont know the exact circumstances
i cant be so sure. it may have been stretched off slowly. I hope not though.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:41, closed)
I think I heard about this too
was it in Coventry in the late 1990s? The worst thing was that when it came off it bounced and hit a small girl in the face.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:59, closed)
no that wasnt the same one
thats horrible though. as long as it didnt knock her head off though. that would just be too much to bear.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:14, closed)
maybe it was contagious?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:45, closed)
being decapitated
is the worst kind of virus
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:56, closed)
And it's spread by sneezing
which is kind of unlucky.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:20, closed)

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