Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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I am a spacktabulous retard sometimesI was about to make lunch and one of my housemates had used a ring on our electric hob before me. Thing is, the hob was so hot I couldn't tell which one had been on. So I did the following:
SLAM my hand on the top left hob - not hot.
SLAM my hand on the top right hob - not hot.
SLAM my hand on th - ow-ah-bugger-that's-the-bloody-hot-ow-one-ah.
Now riddle me this Darwin; if dipshit over here is still alive, how does one account for survival of the fittest eh?
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)
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