Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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ah yes, done this twicefirst time I must admit, I kinda freaked out. It wasn't so much that it hurt, though obviously it did sting a bit, more the feeling of 'OH MY GOD MY COCK IS BROKEN YOUR FLANGE JUST BROKE MY COCK CHRIST IT'S BLEEDING OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK MY FUCKING COCK IS BROOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEN!!!!!!' I wanted to call an ambulance. Well, actually, I wanted to call several ambulances, as many cock-consultants as exist and all the GPs in south-west england. And a fire engine. Just in case. She just told me to stop be a baby and stop bleeding on her sheets.
Second time was more like, huh, ok then. Carry on. She was on the blob at the time so didn't even notice.
Hmmmm, just read that through. Cock-consultants sounds rather ambiguous.
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:54,
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