Snap!
When I was at university we had a guy who was nicknamed 'Boner'. This was more related to his surname than his fervent priapic nature, even though he was a filthy pervert.

Dear old Boner would love to stick it in to whatever he could, whenever he could, irrespective of the consequences (almost as bad as Spanky but nobody else is quite that depraved) and in his third year acquired some fresh meat a new flatmate to try it on with.

Now the new flatmate (let's call her 'Bob')was reasonably pretty but very skinny and really very uptight, which of course made the challenge that much more exciting given Boner's reputation as a filth-merchant. So like a pack of angry minge-hounds scenting blood, Boner flew into full cry in his charm offensive to bed 'Bob'.

And somehow he succeeded - without alcohol or rohypnol he managed to seduce Bob at 1am in the sitting room of their shared flat. The problem was that Bob wasn't just uptight in personality but just about everywhere else too.

I've no idea whether she sat on him when he could n't quite get it in or whether in his gurning moment of gingery triumph he pushed far too hard, but what I can tell you is that if the hat doesn't fit for God's sake don't wear it, because gentleman it can snap and yes it does hurt.

Length? About 4 weeks of agonising pain every time he got a boner...
(sugar_tits, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)