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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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About 20 minutes ago
Just come home from playing 5-a-side. On the next court, some bloke has just gone over in a tackle. They shouted out for anyone who does first aid, me and my mate run over. There was a scream, but then nothing.

To be honest, it made me wretch. His leg is not just broken, but opened up. Open fracture and the bottom of his lower leg is pointing the wrong way to the top. I just thought of David Buust (coventry footballer) and what happened to him against Schmichael.

Luckily, as I thought about what to do, the local Doctor turns up and tbf, does his job. Sedates him, painkillers and then the ambulance arrives. Off he goes.

Suprisingly the next game on didn't want to play on a pitch with a circular bloodstain about 1m in diameter...
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:38, 2 replies)
Bloik!
Wasn't it a tackle by Dennis Irwin and/or Brian McClair that did it for Busst? Schmeichel, did however, lose his lunch on the pitch at the sight.

I remember Busst going on some talk show or another (Frank Skinner possibly) and showing his leg. Not pretty. Got to be the worst injury I've seen in sports, although Danny Cipriani's fracture/dislocation wasn't pretty either.

Gad I've had breakfast.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:34, closed)
Busst's one was pretty horrific
As was Luc Nilis. Saw one from europe recently, that was nasty too.

Worst one I've seen though was on a wrestler, Sid. Not for the faint hearted
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:07, closed)

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