the idea of "ripping a nipple off"
along with slitting open an eyeball is one of the injuries i only have to think of to feel sick.
(orestes is shitting in the 1940s, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:33, 2 replies)

thanks to an over-enthusiastic ex
i've got 2 teeth-shaped scars at the top of one nipple
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:41, closed)

AUUUGGHOOWW

(orestes is shitting in the 1940s, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:46, closed)

not as bad, but still painful
sleeping on your side, partner turns over and catches your nipple under his elbow...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 0:51, closed)

nipple-cripple
At school a mate of mine had his nipple ripped off in rugby. It bled loads and he eventually got name name nipple-cripple for the rest of his school days. Ah, kinds can be so cruel.
(swooler, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:47, closed)

hahaha!
that's a great name! i've got a mate with 3 nipples, she got called triple nipple
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 18:15, closed)

I thought I did that once
Unbeknownst to myself, the little ball in one of my nipple ring had fallen out. As I slid sideways into the shower one night, the remaining ring part hooked on the aluminium angle extrusion that forms the corner of the door recess. I felt it catch, but it was too late, the momentum carried on and all I could do was watch my nipple stretch out and to the left about 5 inches. I had enough momentum to open the ring up so that it looked like a fishhook and released itself.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 7:33, closed)