Rugby
A game for Gentlemen, played by psychopaths. Unless you play for Bonymaen, (Swansea) where it is a game for psychopaths, played by violent psychopaths..

So I was playing at Hooker against 'Bony', it was fucking cold, miserable, and thier firsts had thier game called off, so the team that run out against my little village side were full of Welsh Div 1 players. Ahhh fuck thinks I...and I was proven right

For the first 30 minutes we were used as tackle bags, and kicking practice. We were too exhaused to fight back, as these guys were fit, and could therefore run away before any of us could get the wind to swing a punch.

Carnage and pain

Not as much as our poor scrum half though. He, being enthusiastic, took the ball and ran at the nearest Neanderthal. He bounced off and landed, sitting on the ground facing the opposition. A ruck formed over him, and he made a fundimantal error.

He Held Onto The Ball

Instantly, 6 steriod fuelled morons start tapdancing on him like he is the stage at the Apollo, and they are Mr Bojangles.


There was a blood curdling scream and everyone stepped back to see our little scrum half, naked from the waist down, with blood eminating from his groin like a fountain

"fucking hell! they've ripped Jasons cock off!! someone said, and then we all pissed ourselved laughing. Turns our his foreskin had beed partially torn off, and he had to be circumsized.

Which is really, really funny.

My game ended 20 mins later with 3 broken ribs after a scrum collapse. I have never been happier to be injured in my life, the pain was worth getting off that pitch.
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 5:21, 2 replies)

Ha ha ha ha ha
You rugby types know how to have a good time.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:44, closed)

Sounds familiar
One of my sons was knocked unconscious and almost had his front teeth repositioned in his throat two seasons ago....when he was 10.
It doesn't bode well for the future.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:00, closed)