Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Anal fissuresare another extremely painful botty problem. Cracks in the lining of you rectum. Fuck knows how I got them - no not from boy boy action - but no fun trying to have a dump or when the doc does the digital thing.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 6:50, 2 replies)
not enough fibreI believe
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Thanks Smale. It was only the once and I think I had been out in the bush too long for work - else it was the magic pain fairy who decided to whoop it up and gimme something that was new and usual to my list of painy things I have had. Fibre - I will be eating bark next time in an extended stay in the bush!
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I think that is great. Only Kiwis can have a fissure - something where you arse matches the lovely landscape! Well done!
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