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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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You should look before you step into the road anyway, even if you can't hear a car. It is good practice.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:49, 3 replies)
Actually, on a green man one SHOULD step into the road, as that is exactly what the green man is there for.
Of course, if there's a cyclist hopping the lights, then it's the cyclist's fault as they shouldn't have hopped.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:51, closed)
Er, yeah I know
Last time I got knocked down by a cyclist I was on a fucking pedestrian crossing on a green man and they couldn't be arsed to stop at the red light.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 9:54, closed)
Cyclists with dogs are particularly annoying.
Combo of twat, bike, lead and mobile shit machine is fucking dangerous.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:08, closed)
"Cyclists with dogs are particularly annoying. Combo of twat, bike, lead and mobile shit machine is fucking dangerous."
That's from Shakespeare, isn't it?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:09, closed)
Yeah, some cunt sucker like that.
"Voltaire."
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:18, closed)
From his very famous piece called
"Cycling through Lewisham at five-thirty on a week day".
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:29, closed)
...whilst dodging tramps and dog shit.

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:44, closed)
Actually, some crossings are fucking ridiculous
and so big, that as a cyclist, if you go through a green, it can turn red and give the people waiting to cross a green man before you're through.
Once happened to me - i go through a crossing on green, and this woman and child steps out right in front of me and i nearly hit them. She shouted at me, and i had to point out to her that it was green for me when i went through, and she should be teaching her son the correct way to cross a road - to always look left and right.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:43, closed)

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