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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Cooking naked
Took some foil off a roll, sliced nipple.

'Nuff said.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:31, 14 replies)
Oh fuck that absolutely made me wince.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:32, closed)
pictures
or it didn't happen.

:D
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Yes
Show us your 'charlies'.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:55, closed)
Cut nipples is not nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:57, closed)
I like a bit of blood in porn

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:58, closed)
You like period dramas?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:09, closed)
LOL

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:23, closed)
I thought everyone round here had already seen them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:14, closed)
what

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:50, closed)
NIPPLES

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:06, closed)
I thought this said
'sliced off a nipple'. Phew.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:59, closed)
Erm...
Just one point I'd like to bring up, why were you cooking naked?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, closed)
Cos my kitchen gets really hot
And I like being naked, and dodging huge gobs of flying boiling fat is good exercise.

Or something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:15, closed)
I see...
Makes perfect sense....

:)
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:11, closed)

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