
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Ah cricket the calmest of sports. However it is not so calm for a team mate who forgot to wear his box. That fateful day the ball hurtled straight into his groin splitting his trouser snake so it looked like a snakes tongue! Having gone to hospital to have his bell end stitched back together he enjoyed a period of convalescence until a week before the stitches were due out he had a careless moment lying on the sofa, got a hard on and all the stitches burst out.
Remember kids use protection!
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:30, 1 reply)

And I don't play cricket and I'm not even a bloke!
( , Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:50, closed)
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