
A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
( , Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Just reading your story brought tears to my eyes. As an ex-nurse, I used to see the guys on the orthopaedic ward going through similar bouts of non-pooping. Weeks in traction following, usually, a motorbike accident will cause awful constipation, for which we had to administer boatloads of laxatives; both oral and anal. The relief when they finally pooped was mighty!
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:48, 2 replies)

The pain was offset slightly by the feeling of relief.
( , Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:25, closed)

and couldn't understand why we didn't foresee the constipation and just give them laxatives from the start. We had bedpans, ffs!
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