Pfft, sounds like something out of Wile E Coyote.
(I have been known to refer to stubborn bin liners as 'black bastards' before; in retrospect I'm glad no-one was really listening.)
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:16, 2 replies)

They went into a bar for a drink to calm their nerves
but the door was just painted on.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:21, closed)

My boyfriend used to
refer to the cat as 'That black and white bastard', makes me giggle.
( bland is bland, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, closed)

i can top that
my dad had a big black cat called laveric, he was never called by this name though, instead he was called things like : Nigger, Nig-Nog and Wog. actually didn't notice the racism after a while until a friend came round and was shocked by the voice of my dad in the other room shouting that Nig-nog was at the window and wanted to come in.
(That Random Guy, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43, closed)

I once had a cat I called Mog
he'd originally been called Mig-Mog by his first owners.

He was very large and black. The wife called him Mig-Mog. The husband actually called him Nig-Nog out of her earshot.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:00, closed)