Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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My parents told me they didn't love me because I'm fat, ugly, and I smell.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:38,
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they had a point.plus, they told me they think you're a smug wanker.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:45,
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If you were as great as me you'd be pretty smug too.Sadly you're not, so enjoy your righteous, worthy, but completely impotent whining.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:54,
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Ouch!That's a bit harsh Janet.
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Best of all the ways to inform your other half that you're going up their arse dry.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:55,
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"This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you." works.Because it fucking does.
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At least you're not ginger(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:09, closed)
Try not to take it to heartThey're not even your real parents anyway
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But ... but ...WHAT?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:24,
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We didn't want to tell youbut you are Rob Emanuel's love child ;)
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