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Ouch!

A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)

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get a wildcat smooth-segment ring.
just saying.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:51, 2 replies)

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:58, closed)

I read no such newsrag
I just squirm at the mere thought of having somebody putting something sharp through the cock.

Are you a woman who has had her fanjita pierced then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:59, closed)

no. but thank you for asking.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:00, closed)

That's okay.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:01, closed)

I think genital piercings are fucking mental.
Why not just get over to Somalia, and have the lot off, a la female circumcision?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:04, closed)

I do this to all of my girlfriends

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:08, closed)

As long as you use round edged scissors.
Blue Peter suggested.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:10, closed)

oh, the sheer LOGIC of it.
yes, it's exactly like that.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14, closed)

I believe so.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16, closed)

This thread is really started to pierce me off

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

Ring me about it later

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

You do know that irony doesn't just mean metallic?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:30, closed)

fuck off

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:31, closed)

Pfft.
Have some poetry and a Linkin Park album with that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:35, closed)

what are you even on about?

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)

Your teenage rebellion and anger.
You no doubt write poetry about it all and listen to "angry" pop groups like Linkin Park.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:57, closed)

Nah...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:59, closed)

and a dose of self-harming
While you tell your parents how much you hate them
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)

i really don't follow how you've decided i'm a fifteen year old girl.
but, if it makes you feel superior, you carry on.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:56, closed)

Oh cheer up!
It's only a joke.

I'm sure you're at least 16.

(That was also a joke)
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)

Maybe it's because you come across as one.
With all your angst and anger and whiny self-righteousness.

Don't worry - we all went through it. Enjoy it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)

I really like this comment
So I'm going to click it.

that's all.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

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