
As a schoolkid, I signed up for a public speaking contest purely as a ruse to meet girls. It haunts me still: in front of 300 people, I started to speak, dried up, stood there for what felt like half an hour staring at the floor and then slowly walked back to my seat. Oh, and the girl I liked laughed.
Have you ever been utterly, completely, devastatingly out of your depth?
( , Thu 14 Oct 2004, 15:07)
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I'm a right lightweight n totally outta my depth with drugs, but decided to have a bit of weed. So at the next part oppurtunity I have a lil bit of weed. Next thing I know its morning and I find myself being told the events of the evenin. Apparently I got so hammered I tried to piss outta the blokes kitchen window while standing on his kitchen counter, only for his mum to find me n lead me from his kitchen to his bog. Woke up the next morning in his dog basket with his dog sleeping on me as well...
( , Thu 14 Oct 2004, 18:52, Reply)
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