Someone on here once called me 'Onerous Fadger' and mentioned that my wife enjoys a pie every so often.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:00, 18 replies)

That must have been terribly hard for you

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:04, closed)

I had to stop taking the piss out of his laughable claims to sexual athleticism for nearly 12 minutes, if you count the time it took to go to the shop to buy a packet of crisps.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:08, closed)

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER FATWIFE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:42, closed)

But she herself said she does.
b3ta.com/questions/internetcrazies/post1792981
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:04, closed)

Ringy, I do admire your tenacity
You deserve your place on t'internet for being out there and carving your niche, and that's all good. Could you perhaps deal with AB on the issues and not 'his wife' banter? I'm an old fashioned kind of chap and I don't like to see a lady disrespected OK, maybe it didn't happen the way I saw it first. Cheers.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:29, closed)

As you may see from
this post RWH, I was not calling WW AB's "fat wife" and never have. My missus has had comments about her looks made by some on this site. Fortunately she doesn't come here unless I send her the odd funny link & on top of that she's a "don't give a flying fuck" kinda woman - 1 of the reasons I love her so!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 7:19, closed)

Yeah, but that's because your missus is fuck ugly.
Obviously.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 7:40, closed)

Why else would he be on OKCupid Dating and booty gazzing Poppet?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:09, closed)

^ See what I mean...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 7:41, closed)

Does she bake her own pies?
I wouldn't see the point in marrying a fat woman who can't cook.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:07, closed)

I have never seen your wife, but if she's been singled out for being fat by all of the rest of the fat shut ins on b3ta then she must be quite spectacularly fat.
You should probably stop drawing attention to it though, it might upset her.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:51, closed)

I would have gone for "Amorphous Tadger" - which, according to my calculations, is approaching 'shed' levels of hilarity.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:48, closed)

Clamorous Nadger
"A conspicuously and offensively loud testicle"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:39, closed)

That works.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21, closed)

don't forget
your an anorexic cunt too

;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:20, closed)

Or he's secretly a feeder.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:42, closed)

I don't think there's any secret about that

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:55, closed)

With a big schnoz

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:05, closed)