No arms, no legs, no worries.
This bloke deserves a mention

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYk-UwqFKA
(Barnetboy, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:57, 5 replies)

It's only a flesh wound!

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:59, closed)

Classic.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 14:00, closed)

Along similar lines
The athlete Richard Whitehead who won a gold in the Paralympics has a similar outlook. As a child he played football with his mates a lot and would frequently volunteer to go in goal and use his prosthetic legs as goalposts.
(Barnetboy, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:33, closed)

I would have done that,
if I'd had prosthetic legs.
I would have done that,
if I'd had any mates.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 4:25, closed)

do you reckon
he's, like, got a pair of flattened nuts? Seems to be a fair bit of his bodyweight supported by his cods. Nice bloke though.
( Ken Oath, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:38, closed)