I lost the entirety of my left-hand side in an accident.
I'm alright now.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 2:06, 17 replies)

Nope.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 16 Dec 2012, 2:09, closed)

_{It's been done better.}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 2:16, closed)

Is that where you kept your humour and self-awareness?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 10:09, closed)

Er, put something up your bum, or something. In a shed.

Am I doing this right? I've not enjoyed your particular brand of 'humour' since I was six.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 11:57, closed)

You've not enjoyed anything in your life.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:02, closed)

As put-downs go, "YEAH, BUT YOU EXPERIENCE REDUCED LEVELS OF ENDORPHINS WHEN UNDERTAKING EVERYDAY TASKS" is fairly piss-weak, even by your standards.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:07, closed)

*endorphins*
But never mind making yourself look silly, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:19, closed)

*endorphins*
Are they related in some way to Dolphins.

On a different level?

Or am I playing this game wrong?
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:22, closed)

There ya go, champ.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:23, closed)

It wasn't a put down.
I was pointing out that you're all miserable prats. Not that it needed pointing out - you lot go out of your way to flaunt your misery on here week in week out.

Give it a few hours and half a dozen of you will pipe up to share your misery.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:34, closed)

SHUT UP YOU FATTY BUMSHED!
_{Seriously, am I doing this right? I'm using your favourite phrases, so it should be funny, as you're such an endlessly witty ray of internet sunshine and all - but reading it over, it does seem to be more than a little bit retarded.}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:59, closed)

Apparently, you do it like this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1809511
Isn't it hilarious?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:21, closed)

He mentioned bacon, sheds, and anal insertion. All he needs to do now is apend a pithy subtitle to a picture of a cat, and he will be, by any objective measure, internet hilarious.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:15, closed)

Does it really need explaining that you lot don't understand this website and should fuck off to mumsnet?
I mean ... one of you has it explained every week and has a big old weep and whinge about it. It has to sink in eventually.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)

I didn't get halfway through this dull exposition dump before nodding off.
Sorry.

If you'd care to summarise, or at least rewrite it in a less boring and cliched fashion, I shall try again.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot: "Cheers". That's funny, right? I know you've done it before, as have any number of hilarious /talk people, but I can still be original and funny by doing it myself. Right?

Cheers! (rofl)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:13, closed)

But Shambo you always come across as so happy and cheery.
And not angry. Ever. In any way whatsoever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 0:26, closed)

Thanks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 7:45, closed)