
The Doveston asks: Have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? Got out of a job that was going nowhere? Secured a great victory against the odds through dishonesty and cheating? Warm our hearts, B3ta
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:06)
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thank you for considering us arseholeless people, please appreciate your bumhole. it may be gone tomorrow.
( , Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:49, 2 replies)

He's quite the connoisseur of arseholes, I believe, and so could probably appreciate them on our behalf.
( , Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:00, closed)

My dad has a shitbag, thanks to a botched enema administered by his current wife. Tore his guts to shreds. They must have used a firehose and a tank of acid.
He refers to it as his handbag.
( , Wed 19 Dec 2012, 3:26, closed)

It'll be buried by some self-pitying wobbler telling a dull story and then throwing his toys out of the pram. And a pun. And some bumholes.
We should boycott qftw until they make it more stoma-friendly.
( , Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:00, closed)

Some people have to dialiate their stomas (depending on which bit of intestine it is) with things that look like but plugs. there must be a niche market out there for stoma porn surley?
( , Tue 18 Dec 2012, 21:14, closed)
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