nameless let rip with an earthshaking splatterfart bellowing his challenge like a bull elephant seal.
Gonzo looked up from examining the droplets of baby oil glistening on his chest hairs and responded with a resounding splatterfart of his own, his Pringles tin acting like an echo chamber. The soundwave caused some of the lime jelly to spill out of the paddling pool.
Nameless began to oil himself up in preparation for the fight to come. He'd been rehearsing this fight in his mind, and what was left of his intestines for weeks now, loading himself up with spicy curries washed down with fizzy pop. He was sure that Pringles tin or no Pringles tin, Gonzo would end this day defeated.
Gonzo waited patiently. To him this was just another challenge, and he had never lost one yet. Still in his prime, he wasn't about to relinquish his hold on the remote with the Hollyoaks Omnibus about to start in ten minutes. The Chinese Food was already ordered and he had his pick from his b3ta harem to hold hands with, all he needed to do was send nameless packing with his carrier bag between his legs in shame.
To Be Continued...
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:38, 22 replies)

10/10
GTBB
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 12:56, closed)

Excellent internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:42, closed)

I'm thinking of bringing in SHEDULUS in the second part.
But that might just make it TOO SEXY.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:47, closed)

*speechless*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:48, closed)

Oh YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
You LIKE that huh?
I got PLENTY more where THAT came from baby.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Dec 2012, 16:50, closed)

More please
I like this so much.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 17:27, closed)

Top studging from stuj.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

Fifty shades of brown? Sexy as fuck.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:32, closed)

oh man that gave me a lob on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:51, closed)

I think next week's question needs to be erotic fiction.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 18:59, closed)

there are no words for how sick this makes me feel
A LOT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:11, closed)

This'll get you wetter than an otter's pocket.
b3ta.com/talk/6879373
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:21, closed)

my eyes
my eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:24, closed)

Wanked yourself blind already?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:25, closed)

fingered so hard i broke a nail

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:36, closed)

Oh man, got a link for Wormulus' Gonzo/Sexface slashfic?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:16, closed)

I would have, if we had some kind of way to look through old posts for a particular one.
Maybe some kind of 'find' function?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:20, closed)

It'll never happen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:27, closed)

That cunt cr3 should be fixing the search function
Rather than doing that thing that all the b3ta mods seem to be doing these days
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 20:22, closed)

I wrote some Monty/Freefayre slash a while back.
Should I link to it?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 19 Dec 2012, 19:57, closed)

It was rubbish, so no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:17, closed)

Just because you have a starring role...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:14, closed)