Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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titsYears ago, when I was in the scouts, we went camping one weekend. We were pretty much left on our own when we camped so we did as young boys did, and played all day long. One game involved all of us running into the bushes and hiding from one another, a sort of hide and seek, if you will. Whilst we were playing this game some of my friends overheard an older boy and girl (one of the guides who camped there) in conversation, basically he said to her, "cor I'd love to feel your tits". Apparently he didn't get a slap which to my hormonally deranged teen mind meant she was up for it, and the phrase alone gave me enough wanking material for a couple of weeks.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:17, 2 replies)
Ornithologistsare usually peaceful types
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