Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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BAD daddyMy daughters do that to me all the time. But I believe in being honest with the little
I was not so sanguine when a friend's son looked at me wide-eyed and said, "You've got boobies!"
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So you said:"You're a twat"?
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I would hope to do the same.Though I'd like to think I may also tell them that last time mommy had a belly like mine they popped out.
I currently look about 8 months gone so if I had kids I could get away with it I'm sure.
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One of the twins was kicking off, and mummy was getting a bit stressed.Number 1 son (aged about 3, at the time) offered this advice: "You should say fucking hell, to him. That's what daddy does."
Oops.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:07,
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