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When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?

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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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It was our conversation that was overheard...
My partner and I had just got off a tram, waiting for the lights to change so we could walk home. Out of nowhere, she turned and gushed at me, "I *love* your cock!". Then she saw the bloke standing just behind me, waiting for the same lights to change.

She was, of course, embarrassed. I was, and still am pretty chuffed.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:25, 3 replies)
Hopefully,
at that moment, for no apparent reason, the theme tune to 'Rocky' started playing and the guy behind you gave you a knowing nod of respect. That is the only way this moment could have been better in my eyes.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 16:02, closed)
Get it in writing
Then you can just show random strangers in the street.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 19:26, closed)
Or...
...just wear tight trousers whenever I leave the house :)
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 10:16, closed)

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