sat night
the bloke goes to bangface, which is a rave on a boat. i politely declined the invitation to sail up and down the thames listening to 6 hours of the sort of "music" that makes me want to shoot myself. and then the dj. and then him. but he is thoroughly overexcited by the whole thing, and spends the whole night keeping me awake by texting me and sending me little video clips of DJ's with charming names like HELLFISH.

anyway one of the video clips picks up the couple in front of him very clearly. he says something very polite about one of his colleagues. and she tucks her bright dyed red hair behind her ear and replies: "i don't fucking know, you fucking twat, cos i don't fucking judge people like you fucking do, do i?"

to which he replies: "no, sorry darling."

and she says: "pffffft. fuck."

i have never seen or heard a more pussywhipped guy in my entire life! i was laughing a lot. (my concentration on this did not go down well the next day when i was expected to have an opinion on the "music" and not the arguing couple.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:40, 6 replies)

but was Hellfish good?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:25, closed)

My suspicion is
he would sound like a load of hospital monitoring equipment being repeatedly thrown down a metal laundry chute whilst still plugged in. Much like any other of those banging yo-yo idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:33, closed)

bangface usually has a pretty good lineup.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 17:37, closed)

i agree with badger
But dozer would have loved it. He also came home with an inflateable guitar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:28, closed)

shucks dudette.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:31, closed)

I suppose it depends on location
but it strikes me as rather difficult to shoot yourself first and the other two second, assuming you'd want to kill everyone. Of course, it'd be much easier if you just wanted to put a bullet in everyone's foot, but I'm not sure how that'd remedy the situation.
( Ithyphallophobia, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:38, closed)