Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Ahh bless!
My late and sorely missed cat once kept demanding more and more fuss one night. After the 280th time I just ignored him and went back to sleep until the little fucker walloped me hard around the head with both paws with claws at full extension!!!
Still do miss him though!!!
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Vambo, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 22:19,
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"Dogs have owners, Cats have personal assistants". Mine has recently discovered that the best way to wake me up is to stand with all four paws on the centre of my forehead. The effect when hungover is remarkable
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My cat used to stand over me then fart in my faceJust a perfect way to wake up, especially with a hangover.
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