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When I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Overheard in the corridor,
from the half-open door of a senior ornithologist waxing lyrical on the fine, fluffy mating plumage of several herons, "Oh, fur-heads! Egrets!".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:04, 5 replies)
^ Good attempt. Poor execution. B-

(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:48, closed)
Yeah, I couldn't really be bothered to spin out the whole story.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:55, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)
I bet you've been working on that for 6 days, haven't you

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:54, closed)
More like 10 minutes, hence the lazy execution.
I did have to research egrets to see if they could ever be accused of being furry-headed.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:53, closed)

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