Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Beginning of the alphabet...Although I don't normally go under the name ab1kenobe in normal real life, my nickname is still AB, and so I am virtually always at the top of people's contact lists (Really must introduced an Aaron into my social group). This isn't normally a problem as people tend to lock their phone now a days (when my mates first started getting mobiles I'd get called all the time).
However, every now and then I'll get someone's pocket calling me, or maybe hear a group of people chatting away, or a mis-sent text. These are normally harmless, but I did once get a text from a girl I kind of knew, who was very shy, butter wouldn't melt, in short exactly the sort of person you wouldn't expect to be sending this:
"Just setting out now, can't wait to see you. I've been thinking of all the things you're going to do to me tonight. I've got my dildo ;) ."
I couldn't resist texting back saying "I'm guessing that wasn't for me..." She hasn't been able to look at me since.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 16:08, 1 reply)
She hasn't been able to look at me since.Why, did this make her go blind?
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:43,
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