security guards on the pinch
A post down there \/ reminded me of my times listening to the police and mobile phones on my scanners, most of what was heard was routine and very boring, however there was always the chance of some thing interesting, and one neighbor got over heard on his cordless phone talking to a prostitute and arranging for her to visit and setting the price for full sex and anal. She did turn up at the arranged time and she was manky and i am glad i didnt have to go any where near her.

As the title says i over heard security guards pinching, about a quarter mile from me is a one of those very large car storage places and i have on several occasions heard the guards on the cameras saying to the walking patrol that the cameras are facing in such and such direction can you get me some wipers for a corsa or what ever the car was or it would be wheel trims or ariels .
And finally during the funeral for every ones favorite slapper the radio traffic was being co-ordinated by Northamptonshire constabulary and from the comfort of my comfy chair, i listened to the whole procession along with voice comments from out riders and airborne units and once the entourage got on to the motorway they picked up a second entourage that was running ahead in case there was any problems with the hears or other incidents .

Ahh those were the days and nights of hearing the everyone and anyone before they all became paranoid with good reason so it turns out
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:29, 1 reply)

I was going to comment on how poorly written this is,
but, considering the author responsible, it's practically a masterpiece.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:24, closed)