Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Not overheard by me..But overheard by the other good patrons of Woking pool a few months back. Me and my 4 year old were in the changing room getting out of our trunks and into our clothes when he exclaims really loudly 'DADDY YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG WILLY DON'T YOU!'
The looks I got from the people exiting the adjacent cubicle from us at the same time were priceless.
Length? Well I suppose compared to his it is....
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DeadEyeDick, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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I get this a lot from my boys,although one recently described it as looking like a mushroom, which is somewhat less than flattering.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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